Today I met three New Town Sec guys who had one of the most funniest conversations I heard in ages.

GUYS A,B,C . (Explicit)

1.
GUY A: (walks past guy B and throws ten dollars on the floor)
GUY B: I give you 10 seconds to pick up 10 dollars..
GUY C : (Bends down andPicks up the 10 dollar note.)
GUY B: Beggar!
GUY C: (Gives the note to Guy B)
GUY B: My mother one night 5 dollars, you give me 10 dollars for what?!

2.
GUY A: You maturbate to baby photos la! Pedophile.
GUY B: (Laughs)

3.
ME: What's your band name?
GUY A:Square
ME: What the hell?!
GUY B: That name is his girlfriend give him one la!

4.
GUY A: Wah, someone go Wikipedia change our school motto ah...
GUY B: To?
GUY C: They go change"Together we forge a new life" to "Together we forge a new Signature" !!!

5.
Guy A: That time we all prom night,the principle give us speech,the speech like assembly like that,waste Time  sia...Play Bingo, all 'bingo' at the same time. Principal tell everyone that after the show can dance,they all go home...


Firstly, RECESSION, now...
TIME RECESSION!